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an intense muffin top. this atrocity occurs when ones loves handles are bulging over the sides of their too tight pants. it happens especially with little camo or picnic army shorts.
Shannon has some HORRIBLE muffin overflow going on today. It makes me want to throw up and NEVER eat muffins again.
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A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
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A period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. Usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. Characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. It is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)
Citizen #1: Hahaha, doorknob is such a funny word. I feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.
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Term for the rolls of fat hanging off peoples sides. AKA Love handles.
That girl's muffin tops are hangin out of her jeans
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Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.
Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful
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Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.
''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''
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