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The only thing that distracts girls from Will Berman's true beauty. Fortunately, the mustache is gone (for now).
Girl 1: Isn't Will Berman soooooooo cute?
Girl 2: Ew, no!
Girl 1: It's his pedo mustache, isn't it?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's Will Berman's pedo mustache.
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When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides
She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes
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Something that gives the beard a nice flow. Without connectors, your beard looks like absolute shit. Unless you're going Abraham Lincoln.
I can't grow beard mustache connectors for shit. Imma shave em off or do the Ol' Abraham Lincoln.
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Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
See above bar mitzvah mustache
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When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn
Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache
To chip-shot a soccer ball over the goalies head in soccer and/or fifa.
Bill: Yea Ron got really close to the goal and goalie came out, then ron just chipped it right over his head
Illan: Yea, he poo mustached him good.
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before wiping your ass taking some off and draw a hitler moustache on a young lady's uper lip
Last night i got really bored on the toilet, soo before i was done i called my girlfriend in and surprised her with a Heil Hitler Mustache...
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