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the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.
grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!
Watery shit commonly found in homeless camps along storm gutters, often picked up by restaurants for use as sauce
That four star restaurant serves street mustard with their pretzels!
shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup
“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”
ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.
"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"
A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.