A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!
Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.
What?
Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.
Bob wait!
They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have a 8TB External SSD for my Wii U boasting with every game existed all the way up to the Wii U. The entire setup costed $9,999,999. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.
Nintendo NInjas are nothing but jokemen.
Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms
Plainrock124 was caught by the Nintendo Ninjas.
A Mario theme park in Japan that has Power up Bands which let you punch blocks
Me: I really want to go to Super Nintendo World! But it's soooo expensive...
Someone else: It's unrealistic. Just pie in the sky.
1. adj. Cozy, chill and related to vaporwave
2. adj. Greedy and envidious
3. adj. Limited to some people
1. When I study, I normally play Nintendo music
2 My neighbor is so nintendo. He tried to shave my head just because we had the same haircut
3. Suffering will be nintendo for prisoneers