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nail a towel rack

Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."

Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.

by starfish1 April 25, 2006

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Hammer N' Nail

There are three guys. One is the board, one the hammer, and one the nail. The nail gets in between the board and hammer, and the hammer shoves his dick into the nail so hard, it causes the nail to then enter the board with his dick. Thus, hammering the nail into the board.

"Man, when Ricky said he wanted to Hammer N' Nail, I didn't think I would be the nail!"

by DuckMeAndLuck January 10, 2017

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pin the nail on the jesus

a game played by jews, rather than pin the tail on the donkey.

The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.

by RMG September 8, 2004

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chop shop nails

Nails done in a low quality shop or market stool. Some/most of them are illegal and nail techs HATE them because they often leave your nails horrible and damaged because you where too cheap to pay ยฃ20 ($17)

She had chop shop nails! Ugh! I hate having to work on them.

by Disaster Zone May 23, 2018

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Nail-natzi

Someone who hates nail biters with a passion and would be more than gladly get rid of all nail biters.

Person 1: oh shit here comes Tory stop biting your nails.

Person 2: yeah she's a super nail-natzi.

by The nail-natzi November 21, 2011

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Shotgun Nail

a thumbnail grown long enough to peirce the bottom of a beercan, enabling you to shotgun a beer without using anything

"hey man lets shotgun these bad boys"
"awww nipples, i forgot my keys at home"
"use a shotgun nail"

by Andrew Thomas Beattie June 8, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


nail polish remover

Rikolov or other cheap shitty vodka. It is so dubbed because of its aftertaste which is very rough and burns, hypothesized to be similar to the taste of nail polish remover.

After several shots of nail polish remover, I couldn't feel my throat despite the hole that had burned through it as if I had been drinking draino.

by iJScruff April 14, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž