You can't put 🗿 in a box

That's weird. Nothing's moving.
The only thing that fell was this little box.
What's inside?
*🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿*
🗿.
What?
It's a box of 🗿.

A box of 🗿?
That's Rediculous.
You can't put 🗿 in a box.
*🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿*

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I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

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I can't deal wit chu

she aint wanna talk wit yo ass!

Jack I can't deal wit chu! *snap snap*

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can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

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you can't pour my cereal

You don't know my life, you don't know what I've been through!

this bitch bumped into me and started arguing with me so i was like "you can't pour my cereal"

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don't boop if you can't poop

Coined in Toronto Ontario, this phrase has begun to spread rapidly. The phrase essentially means don't try to talk if you can't walk the walk.

Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp

Hypothetical situation...Someone claims they can bench press 300 pounds when in reality they can only do 200...Response would be: Yo...don't boop if you can't poop.

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I just can't Trump today

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

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