Fruit Boots

A term for inline skates keyed by skateboarders who become frustrated when people on inline skates ride the shit out of the obstacle that the skateboarder is standing around waiting for a 30 meter space to hit; seeming to the stander to be out of control. An insult resulting from anger held by skateboarders for those who didn't join them in jumping on the skateboarding bandwagon when Tony Hawk became part of pop-culture in the late '90s, mostly because those who aren't concerned with what others think of them can do things that will never be attempted on a skateboard.

Skateboarder A: That guy in the Fruit Boots sure does make me look like an asshole.

Skateboarder B: Yeah. I can't land simple tricks, much less the kind of stuff he's doing. I sure do wish my balls were as big as his too.

Skateboarder A: Maybe our friends would think we looked cooler if we did something other than stand here and look at the jumps.

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Fruit Booter

A person foiled by the complexity of an ollie on a skateboard who resorted to buying rollerblades to make up for his/her shortcomming. Said person must land the smallest of tricks by crouching obscenely low and/or making rapper-like gestures with their arms.

Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick?

Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".

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fruit booter

A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.

Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."

Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."

Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"

Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"

(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)

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Fruit-Loop

someone who is sightly gay, whilst also being slightly retarded.
"homotardual"

Fruit-Loop is:
loop the fruit.
everyone I know is a fruit loop.
loop the fruit.
The land befoe time is a fruitloop of a movie.

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fruit legs

a real faggit

Mane, look at that faggit, he sure is a fruit legs bitch.

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Fruit Basket

A topless, and/or often doorless Jeep Wrangler consisting of a bunch of shirtless guys. Too many fruits half naked in one basket...

You know what I'm talking about.

"Hey check out that doorless Jeep filled with all those shirtless dudes"

"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."

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fruit topping

a derogitory word for a gay male that is very masculine but dresses like jenifer lopez on crack

what are you looking at you fucking fruit topping

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