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A female who is like the feminine version of James Bond, ie, very good looking, extremely intelligent, super athletic. OOH! Double O, H. Double O Heaven!
DAWG: Damn! Look at that bitch Brutha.
BRUTHA: Yea, I met her already, dude. She speaks 12 languages. Tito Ortiz gave a seminar at the Jeet Kune Dojo, and she was there. Flirtisha's her name. Anyway, Tito grabbed her ass and she instantly beat his!
DAWG: No way!
BRUTHA: Hey, I was there. Jane Blonde, OOH!
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Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
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The best girl in the entire universe! She is 19 years old. She was born in Norwalk, Connecticut and attended King School. She has a 16 years old little sister named Charli Grace D'Amelio. They are both very popular on Tiktok as well as most other social media platforms. Dixie releases her debut song "Be Happy" on July 1st, 2020. She stands a height of 5'6" and is 121 lbs. She dated Griffin Johnson but broke up on July 22nd due to Griffin asking another girl for toes pics. About a week later, she started hanging out with Noah Beck and they confirmed dating on September 25th,2020. Dixie is an amazing girl!
Dixie Jane D'Amelio collabed with Liam Payne on a song called "Naughty List"
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An amazing singer: usually with brown hair and a orignal sense of style. Good looking with all the boys after her!
Helen: OMG who's that singing?
Lucy: Its Sammie Jane rae!
Helen: Of course, she is amazing!
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When a woman goes without wearing a bra.
"I don't feel like washing my bras today, so I'm going G.I. Jane."
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Laura Jane parker. A girl who took your world by storm and you never looked back. She has the sweetest of smiles and an even sweeter heart. Creative and funny, goofy and cute, she makes the day seem all that little bit brighter when you're around her. You could never get tired of a Laura Jane Parker. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a girl, just remember one thing, she deserves a wolrd full of happiness and nothing less. Treat her how you'd like to be treated yourself. You've stumbled upon a one in a million type of person. "Fuzzy" comes to mind when you think of Laura Jane Parker.
Hey that girl got some serious ninja skills, nah, that's just Laura Jane parker.
my best friend since 9/11. she’s the funniest silliest gish to ever exist. i love her so much and she’s the coolest. kinda fruity but i can see past that cause she’s so swag.
eliana and sydney- i don’t like lily jane smith
me *their families already in my basement *
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