mother, indoctrinator of issues
Person 1: "Hey! Do you know Lana Del Rey?"
Person 2: *runs full speed away*
The biggest bitch you can find in the world very smart, funny girl and small person
shes the best friend you ever have and if u dont let her go
María del Mar is so gorgeous
The best person ever. Literally a sweetheart. Gorgeous inside and out. Amazing cook too. Its always there when you need her to listen and to give an amazing hug. Everyone loves her so much.
I love María del Mar. Shes the best.
A BIG penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution ( NOT REGULARS UNDER 6" )
BICHO DEL DIABLO When the dick so BIG AND good her eyes roll back and you think you need to call an exorcist. Also known as the Double D