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its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.
I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze
A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.
Example:
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!
It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts
He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm