you're the man now dog

Silly piece of dialog spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester that gets stuck in your head everytime you hear it.

Before the movie began, some wiseass shouted "You're the man now, dog!" in a Scottish accent and cracked up the audience.

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where is your god now?

A 4chan meme used to incur fear, mostly sarcastically

Poster 1: I've been pwned!
Poster 2: Indeed. Where is your god now?

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How Now Brown Cow

I have no idea

*Whats up*
*How Now, Brown Cow*

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Check you out now

something you say when somebody has done something neat or funny

taylor: girl, i got high with my man yesterday!
sue: check you out now!

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So hot right now

Saying someone is ridiculously goodlooking, that you cannot believe the high ranking on the attractivness scale this person/item/song/etc has been able to achieve.

Sean Capri is so hot right now!

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So now you care!

The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.

"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"

Guy's version:

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"

"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."

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Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”