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Philo Ohio, were do I begin everyone that lives hear are river rats, but momma never said being an inbread was the devil so here we are,but on the Friday night lights all the kids walk around packing there dip, and drinking beer and pshh there school is about as horrible as a regular nail going through dry wall with no stud did I mention where a bunch of redneck use ductape to fix everything kinda people. Bc all the yeeyee dippers are poor,but we're a really supportive community of dumbfuck crackheads but are we the only village that has 30 cops that live so close seems like there only ammusment is polling over people on dirtbikes or four-wheelers n what pothead doesn't go to the bottom of the bridge and take photos with a bunch of spraypaint everywhere
Philo Ohio
A small village in which marijuana is smoked and pills are popped.
I went to Convoy, Ohio to pop pillies and smoke that Mary Jane, even if not very good.
The act of triggering the prolapse of one's partner's anus, either through applying enough pressure on his/her buttcheeks or by simply reaching out to the depths of his/her anus with one's hand and pulling the rectum out while twisting it, in order to lick it and suck it with progressively intense tongue and lip motions, as when performing oral sex. It is important to bear in mind that, after the act is performed, it is conventionally considered a lack of courtesy for the active partner not to return the receiving partner's anus to its original state, usually done by administering an Alabama Whack-a-Mole.
Man, I can still feel my asshole burning from the Ohio Lollipop Sally gave me last week!
We stopped at a Big Boy and my sandwich was completely covered in Ohio Toothpaste
The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."
Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
Ahhh. The "Dub P," Home to the douchebag, the skank, and that random Irish alcoholic that you know. Westpark has many perks including the classic "I'm white, but I want to be black" kind of people and let's not forget the infamous "I go to St. Eds or Ignatius and my sports teams are good and therefore I am better than you."
"Bro lets hit up Westpark, Ohio and go take Indie pics at a coffee shop and post them on IG and then we can talk about our good sports teams even though we don't play on the team!"
Jacksonville ohio, the place before Chauncey ohio & Glouster Ohio, it's like the step sister who thinks her shit doesn't stink, when her step brother glouster is the trashy drug dealer and her step sister Chauncey is the slutty stepsister with 5 kids by 5 different baby daddies. Jacksonville is the place where the people who live there get pissed when you say their from Glouster, even though it's 2 mIles up the road. Where the locals say "at least I'm not from glouster!" But they all go to the same High School.
"I'm not from Glouster Ohio, I'm from Jacksonville ohio! We are cleaner here and don't shoot heroin!"