When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave
I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.
A small village in which marijuana is smoked and pills are popped.
I went to Convoy, Ohio to pop pillies and smoke that Mary Jane, even if not very good.
The Ohio Mafia is a Mafia in Ohio that gets paid in corn. They will banish people who make Michigan look even remotely decent to the shadow realm, and do shady stuff.
Bryce: Yo, what happened to Brian?
Chris: The Ohio Mafia got to him.
The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."
Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
Ahhh. The "Dub P," Home to the douchebag, the skank, and that random Irish alcoholic that you know. Westpark has many perks including the classic "I'm white, but I want to be black" kind of people and let's not forget the infamous "I go to St. Eds or Ignatius and my sports teams are good and therefore I am better than you."
"Bro lets hit up Westpark, Ohio and go take Indie pics at a coffee shop and post them on IG and then we can talk about our good sports teams even though we don't play on the team!"
A small town in ohio where a murder was covered up and ruled as a suicide while the county sheriff laughed over the victims lifeless body.
Wow , castalia, ohio has some dirty secrets
A small town filled with heroine junkies. Only three reasons to ever visit this depressing whore filled town. To have sex (and hopefully not catch something) to buy drugs (again pray you don't catch an std for your needle sharing) or to fight someone (pray you don't catch there blood in your mouth or wound you might catch something) that's all this town offers. Oh and Walmart of course.
Went to Norwalk Ohio once... Now it burns when I pee.