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National give your bf head and have sex in the shower day
bf: it’s 29 march
gf: and? what about it?
bf: let’s take a shower then
gf: ohhhh it’s that day
kendalls birthday
girl1: hey, it's August 29 do you know what day it is?
girl2: no??
girl1: it's kendalls birthday!
kendall: yup also known as the best day ever
The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born
August 29 is stink
Tell people that lauhgs like a window getting washed , to do their jobs!
Hey, its august, 29 you have to do your job!!
“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”
International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours
Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni
On May 29. you have to punch every guy named Jakob.
Besides that, you also habe to give every Laurin you know 50 Bucks
Someguy: Jo Jakob today is 29. May
Jakob: F!