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As coined by a DIA colleague: “Flynn facts” – falsehoods – such as asserting that Iran has killed more Americans than al Qaeda in the 21st century, and was fired in 2014.
It's not a fact; it's a Flynn fact.
It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!
Well, at least you get it.
It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
Total bullshit
A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate
X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home
Y: Moose facts 100%
national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.
“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”
Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
Used to express total agreement to a statement.
Alex: If you don't use your turn signals when you drive, you can easily get them haters off your tail.
Milan: Facts!