moppin the floor

moppin the floor is when ur doin a girl upside down standing up and u use her head to clean the floor. a very convenient way to clean your house. if she wears a wig then shes a swiffer disposable mop.

"man my kitchens dirty, can we start by moppin the floor?"
"sure, but u gotta replace my swiffer afterwards"

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hit the floor

The best and Most funkiest sounding song on METEORA!!!!!!

In case u ppl have lived under a rock for the past coupla months, meteora is Linkin Parks new Album!!!

ROCK ON!!! ; )

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Balls to the floor

Anything being stated in the purest or performed in the most maximum way.

I confessed to my parents about her pregnancy, balls to the floor no lies.

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floor is lava

Absolute garbage of a meme, probably out of fad by the time you're reading this.

Person 1: The floor is lava!

Person 2: *Lays on floor *

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shower floor

Most commonly visited place of the clumsy.

Damn! Not the shower floor again!

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floor spaghetti

When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.

Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.

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the door in the floor

A 2004 suspense movie with Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger.

Did you see "The Door in the Floor" yet? I heard it was pretty good.

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