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Hemeroid- the wall of your bowel , when squeezed to hard may dangle from ass.
Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!
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A term used to describe why some people hate others. Originating from a classic novel, sour grapes has adapted to being a frequent term used when one can’t get the fruit (beautiful girl, great job, significant money) and so they discredit crucify and condemn it to feel better.
Girl 1: ‘That girl so pretty’
Guy 1: ‘Yuck she probably has rabies’
Girl 1: ‘Oh did she say no to that date? Sour grapes much?’
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When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.
"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"
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The act of shoving a testicle in your partners anal cavity
I want to shove my nut i n your butt let me give you a rusty grape
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Dude, your man-grape hopped out of your briefs when you sneezed!
Dude, I think I just touched your man-grape.
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A term used to describe extreme happiness and joy caused by a total collapsed worldview and lack of general logic.
When her lover left her but she still had cookies to eat, I told her groovy grapes, but she snapped at me and said "It's GREAT to be YOU, not ME" and I cried little tears.
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an abnormally large dingle berry
Dave George was crying because he couldn't get his Dingle Grape off of his ass.
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