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In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.
Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!
Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.
Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)
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When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.
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"Trans-Identified Male." A dude who thinks he's a chick.
"Whose that dude over there in a dress and heels?" "A TIM."
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1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:
A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.
2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."
1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.
B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.
C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.
2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...
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A disgusting name for Apple Inc.'s new CEO Tim Cook mostly out of hate or dislike.
Hey heard that Joke of a perv Tim Cock is going to release the new iPhone Sex R
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