Random
Source Code
Random
When an Amish man locks a milano in a sauna until he/she passes out, then the Amish man fucks him/her raw.
OMG, my BFF Jill just got the ol' "pennsylvania dutch oven" treatment from Ismael down the road.
59👍 28👎
When a Dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the anus and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party passes out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). Doing so as a Dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.
Somewhere in the Netherlands: As a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted ass gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; "Double Dutch Oven!" he bellowed. In under 10 seconds, the woman had passed out and vomited all over the sheets.
21👍 8👎
When you fart in a plastic bag and put it over someones head.
A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.
I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.
it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.
My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven
When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.
Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.
Similar to the original Dutch oven but one step further. Shitting under the covers then shoving an unsuspecting victims head under to suffer the aftermath of some major poppies.
Kron: you're washing your sheets again, man?
Michael: yeah dude, I got JB dutch ovened again last night
Kron: sickkk brah