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1 Step Above a Potato PC
Most Laptops are Rice PCs
(It can run most 2d stuff Just Fine But With 3d stuff You need to turn quality to low to get 60fps)
Sorry bro. I can't have minecraft with shaders, I have a Rice Pc...
Ahhh!! I got the Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart message!!!
When the girl you are having sex with is a PC and you bang on the front wheel, whilst the sirens are off, making a loud noise and making people watch you rail their guts out
Noddy jus did a Dirty PC Plod, Big ears looked horrified, threw up all over dat mans Little Mushroom
When you get in a PC's car, and smash them so hard they start the sirens and the whole car shakes, whilst people watch and try to get in on the PC Plod action, usually through handjobs or feet tickling
You know that Noddy bloke, he right proper fucked PC Plod, he gave her a ripped Anus and everything, Even Big ears Joined in doing the Dirty PC Plod
PC Tony Stamp has been in the force for 30 years. he frequently reminds his followers of what constitutes an "arrestable offence". his usual expressions include "i'll nick ya", "you little toerag", and "focus on your schoolwork". he has tried to arrest and locate Roadmenbible multiple times but so far has been unsuccessful. overall he is an absolute legend and a total unit and he will nick anyone who gets in his way. he claims to work at stratford police station in the east end of London
Whose that trying to arrest Roadmenbible?
It's PC Stamp, he's an absolute unit
Shithead: *touches pc*
Entitled Person: DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: I wasn’t touching it