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a vagina that has shaved only the middle leaving the sides and sides of legs with pubic hair, similiar to dr.phil's bald head
look at joan's bush, it's a dr. phil and i'm going to ask it for advice
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When you don't Netflix and Chill but you share editing tips
I will Netflix and Phil with a friend!
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Here's the deal: Phil Collins can't fucking sing. He's a great drummer, but he just plain can't fucking sing. What he *can* do, however, is apply a cheap 80s reverb filter so that people go ZOMG WHAT A GREAT VOICE!!11! What, you seriously thing think that 'great vocalists' echo when they sing?
"I looooove--oh fuck, someone turn the filter on quick."
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a horny child molester that enjoys taking it up the ass. Also uses others problems to make up for his own lack of a reproductive organ. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Oprah's bitch but instead is her pimp, loaning her out to his heart broken "patients."
CHILD: Mom, when I grow up I want to be a Dr. Phil
MOM: HELL NO HO!!
*mom slaps child*
CHILD: Okay
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A person who wears A-Shirts to pick up ladies and soon develops the often maligned but hardly understood "A-Shirt Tan"
That redneck is soooo a Phil Davis! Oh, Man.
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1. The amazing phenomenon of breaking things whilst barely touching them.
2. The ability to 'repair' an object usually by breaking it horribly.
Bob: It blew up! but he said he was gonna repair it!?!
Rod: He well did a Phil on that.
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The one and only man to help your growing depression and family problems. Yes, Dr. Phil is here to save you some find him cute or hot. Some see him as a man of culture. Either way, Dr. Phil is a messiah
Friend 1: Have you seen Dr. Phil yet? He's my man of culture!
Friend 2: Yeah I love his show!
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