flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

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Rat Pack

1. Legendary Hollywood group of the '50s, noted for what then passed for glamorous decadence.

2. Any group prone to pally misbehavior.

Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. were members of the Rat Pack

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Pack of Newports

Fiberglass encrusted filters, a fuckload of menthol shit, and a delicious taste. It's a fucking pack of fuggs, bitch.

Yo, Lemme get a Pack of Newports.

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Black Pack

A drawstring backpack that black people usually wear.

Hey jo u got yo pack; hells yea, I always got my 'Black Pack' it has all my important books like how Martin Luther King became the president of the United States.

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Battery Pack

3, 24oz beer cans sealwraped for sale

I went to circle K and got a Budweiser Battery Pack

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Starter packs

A new sensation to hit social media feed (such as Twitter and Instagram ). Looked at by a bunch of teenagers all day and made by them too. Some starter packs are "the freshman hoe starter pack" and "the black guy who only dates white girls starter pack" very popular hashtag on Instagram.

"Hey what's up".

"Nothing just looking at starter packs on Instagram"

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nig pack

n. - A small group of people with dark brown skin pigment. The quantity of persons in the group ranges from three (3) to twenty-one (21).

Note: A nig pack is often times mistaken for a gang, and vice versa. According to the definition of a nig pack, a gang must be larger than twenty-one (21) members. A nig pack is not necessarily bad.

That nig pack came through here a few minutes ago and robbed us.

Hey look, there's a nig pack. What fine upstanding gentlemen.

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