Rural Dictionary

Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.

John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.

by o iop June 4, 2009

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Painted Black

To be "split" or temporarily regarded or accused by a person as being all bad.

Painted black

"He is not as black as they have painted him."

"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."

A red door is a symbol of success.

by CcapriciousS November 17, 2016

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Clown Paint

Clown paint is the period blood left on a persons face after going down on a chick who is on her period...

Dude 1: Dude...you got some clown paint on your upper lip!
Dude 2: Ya...old Suzzie forgot to tell me that aunt flo was visiting last night...I thougt something was wrong when it tasted metalic.

by Chubbs Lang March 6, 2010

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