e-pant

The modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. Typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).

Since I'm losing weight, I've transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.

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sucky-pants

Someone who either sucks at a particular activity, completely sucks at everything, or just sucks at life in general. Such as if your playing football and someone can't ever catch the ball, or if your out skating and someone can't do an incredibly easy trick: they are a sucky-pants. Because they suck.

Timmy can't even kickflip! What a horrible little sucky-pants.

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turkey pants

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.

OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!

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pussy pants

extremely tight pants

yo did yo see those pussy pants she had on

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Pirate Pants

Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.

A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).

If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!

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pants emergency

Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.

Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.

Chase is late again... pants emergency.

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slippery pants

slippery pants - N. derisive term given to a promiscuous person.
see also: sloot, whoore, freak, skank, Paris Hilton's sister

Slippery pants over there will f*@& anything with a pulse.

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