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To find someone who wants a serious relationship then have a one night stand and reject anything further. Also see Fuck and Chuck and Bang 'em and hang 'em
Person 1 "She's really into you"
Person 2 "Yeah but that's smash and pass material
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The altered mental state reached when one has either consummed alcohol (or recreational drugs) beyond one's functional limit, or has stayed awake for too many consecutive hours, regardless of intake. Due to this state, one may blurt out things that one normally wouldn't, or do stupid things that don't make sense; totally irrational behavior based on lack of sleep or toxins present in the blood stream.
"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Officer, I was just on my feet for a 16 hour shift with no break, of course I'm speeding. I'm totally pass outable."
"I see. Well, keep your window and your eyes open. Why don't I follow you home to make sure you get there ok."
"How much did you drink?"
"Well, let's just say I'm feelin' mighty pass outable right now."
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passing off a chick to your buddy
Rod: That slut won't leave me alone, been all over me all night. She's on a mission to get laid.
Brock: So what's the problem?
Rod: wife on her way. Can't have a chick like that all over my nutz. Gonna talk you up now then I'm bailing.
Brock: Bounce pass. Nice.
Rod: Don't blow the lay up guy.
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What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.
Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
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When u get a pass from a specific race that allows the person to say the word n*gg*r.
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Lighting ones pubic hairs aflame and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse, thereby setting your partners pubic follicles alight.
"I totally singed her hairs off after passing the torch and fucking her brains out"
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