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our favorite cuddly monacle-sporting English amateur astronomer who displayed his ability to play the xylophone in front of parliament and the queen.
He had a long running show on the BBC "the sky at night"
Patrick Moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone.
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa patrick.
patrick....xylophone...patrick...xylophone
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Fat short nigger that cant shut the fuck up
Patrick bojko cant shut the fuck up
A full of life person that's gets a way with all people he wants to chill with,also falls in love to easily and tricked by slot men to be their gay lover
Oh man patrick green he's the one gay I know
Patrick Barlow has really nice boobs. He likes to fiddle with the boys in the bathroom and show his peen to little boys. He is a natural blonde but went ranga for his ranga gumma. He is very good at drawing naked men and I don't know why...
Patrick Barlow is so small
A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!
Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.
Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?
Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"
Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."
When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.