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Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.
Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.
When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga
The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
You're so horrible at your job you don't deserve your government position.
Alejandro Mayorkas is not fucking patriotic enough.