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When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
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Completely crazy.
Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.
Psychotic.
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
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The act of laying on a recliner with your legs spread wide apart. Then dig your hand into a container of peanut butter. Spread that handful all over your scotum covering the entire base. It is also a good idea to put some on the tip of your dick. Then call your dag and or cat in and let them lick it off your scrotum.
Joao grabbed the Jiff peanut butter and loudly proclaimed so his dog could hear "Its peanut butter time."
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"you want a pb&j?"
"naw throw some
PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
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"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"
"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"
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it's the dancing banana. It is something you say to another person when they are feeling a bit down. You try to cheer them up by saying this and you do a little dance.
search 'peanut butter jelly time'
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It is slang for anal sex. The peanut butter is feces, and the jelly is KY Jelly. That's why a baseball bat is mentioned.
"It's peanut-butter jelly-time, peanut-butter-jelly-time, ...peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat."
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