pearl branch

Isn't that when you cum on a tree?

"What did you get for Valentine's day?"

"Just a pearl branch, how about you?"

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pearl tounge

Another name for clitoris

Lick that Pearl Tounge !

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pearl cup

When you fill up your partner's bellybutton with semen.

"We went back to my place and I gave her the first pearl cup of 2012"

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shining the pearl

Rubbing the clitoris

Oh baby i love when you are shining the pearl

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pearl necklace

A technical term used to refer to ejaculated semen on or around a womans face.

"I gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace." Then I fell asleep.

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pearl fabric

any piece of material, be it a cloth or tissue, that you ejaculate onto and then forget to put in the bin. it becomes true pearl fabric when someone else mistakes it for a clean cloth and wipes their face with it

Macca: Damn the weather is really hot outside
Red: For shizzle, i need to wipe all this sweat off my face, mind if i use this towel?
Macca: Yeah, should be safe
Red: Damn this towel stinks
Macca: Yes, thats the smell of pearl fabric!
Red: Oh fuck you Macca, not again

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pearl knecklace

noun; when you cum on a girl's neck in the shape of a knecklace

i.e. i totally gave samantha a pearl knecklace last night

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