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thepenismightierthanthesword
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“ did you hear I got big pens” “ yes of course I know your my son”
An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.
"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."
Used by the pupils of Dwr-Y-Felin to describe something cool or funny or both!
"I just shot that ball while standing on my head!"
"skilli i pen tost"
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A manner of rape/death in which the attacker sticks a ball point pen into each ear of a woman and uses them as handle bars while forcing oral sex.
Carlos' favorite thing to do during the PR parade in New York, is to rape a girl in the park and give her the Puerto Rican pen trick.
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....but only if the pen very sharp, and the sword very small..
ok then...?
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A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.
Meh.
I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
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