a hard pointy object that fits firmly in your hand and produces a substance when rubbed across something
Something you shove up someone’s ass if they are annoying you
>Bro, I was annoying Abel as a joke, then he shoved a pencil up my ass
The thing you bite on when trying for figure out the damn math problem
My pencil just broke from me chewing on it
A whipped mate who never rocks up to events and his family owns a vineyard.
“Yeah my mate William is such a Pencil”
the medieval way to input language. the sharp side is used for input while the, a little softer often pink side is the backspace. the pencil has a usage amount of about one thousand letters before it has to be recharged
"hey can you borrow me a pencil"
"a what??"