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pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.

Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"

by viachicago November 9, 2011


Hagrid's Pocket

Derived from classical form of the 'Wizard's Sleeve', Hagrid's Pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the 'Man-hole'.

Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.

holy lord, she was fine up-top, but I thought I put my hand in Hagrid's pocket when I ventured south!

by von hinton November 16, 2010


thirst pocket

Inspired by Sparkle brand paper towels, and commonly used in Cincinnati, OH, this term describes a person with relentless audacity to pursue one's goal (either positive or negative). A group of thirst pockets is called a Thirst Pocket Family.

The pool of eligible people to date in Cincinnati is dismal. These thirst pockets don't know how to take 'No' for an answer, most of these dudes are so creepy.

by ancientalien88 December 20, 2016


Pocket butthole

It's a scrunchie

Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole

Friend: we that's disgusting

Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole

by Theo no October 16, 2019


Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling

Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer

by Robbird October 23, 2009


Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption

Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some

by KCJ0nes October 24, 2017


Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker June 30, 2011