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the harry potter

before a guy and girl have sex a friend hides in the closet in a wizard costume when the guy and girl are doing it or after the fried proceeds out of the closet and screams 10 points for griffindor and then runs out

what an asshole would do

the harry potter

by sssaayyyum May 26, 2010

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Harry Potter

Overrated

Harry Potter is overrated, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

by bruh im so smrt September 7, 2020

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Lily Luna Potter

Lily Luna Potter is Harry Potter and Ginny (nee Weasley) Potter's youngest child and only daughter. She is two years younger than her brother Albus. She is the only girl born in the Potter time in several generations.

1: What is Harry's daughter's name?
2: Lily Luna Potter

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 14, 2009

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Harry Potter (series)

A seven-book series by J.K. Rowling. The series follows a boy named Harry Potter as he learns he is a wizard and spends six years at the wizarding school Hogwarts. While he is there, he and his two friends Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger get into many adventures.

The seventh year (and book) involve Harry going through trials to get to his arch-nemesis, Lord Voldemort. Though he is ultimately successful, Harry is plagued by the deaths of many of his friends and allies in the final battle.

The movies follow the storyline loosely, and leave out some crucial parts to fill time slots. The seventh book will be split into two movies.

Harry Potter (series) includes:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by Ranuu March 28, 2008

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Harry Potter that Ho

When you are doing a ho from behind magnificently and just as you are about to cum, you spin that bitch 'round, jizz in her eye and yell "EXPELLIARMUS," thereby disarming her.

After I harry potter that ho, she wont be able to open her eye for like an hour. Richard Dawkins will be so proud.

by baddkitymypotpie July 12, 2009

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Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.

The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)

by NotGonnaDieSoStopTryntaKillMe July 18, 2011

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Harry potter (the person)

A boy who saves the world from the dark lord aka voldamort who then later marry his best friends sister,you can identify him bye a lighting scare given to him by the dark lord and messy black hair with green eye like his mothers (he hears this all the time), and round glasses.His parents are dead.

Who is harry potter (the person) ?He is the boy who lived!Messy hair,green eyes,kills the dark lord.Yeah.

by cheriemakesthingsup November 11, 2010

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