putting someone over

Making someone look good in front of others

Dude, I really put you over with David and Lisa in our meeting this morning; I think you will land the job.

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put you to sleep

Put you to sleep is when you fuck someone so hard they pass out.

I can't wait to put you to sleep tonight.

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put the snapper on him

Gave him that good good, so damn good he dont want anything else from any other woman

Damn man since Calvin been with Sherly, he haven't been messing around. "She must have put the snapper on him".

put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".

"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"

Put a hit out on

to contract with a killer to have someone murdered.

Peter: I sort of put a hit out on ya.
Louis : How could you put a hit out on me !

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putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

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Go put a filter on it

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way

Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.

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