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when your girlfriend falls asleep before you, you masterbate and cum on her eyes. Then when she wakes up in the morning her eyes will be dried closed with jizz and she will not be able to see
"last ngiht i gave shella the ray charles and when she woke up she actually thought she was blind"
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What is most likely to become the next form of media. It's the be used on the next-gen consoles such as PlayStation 3, X-Box 2, but you just never know with Nintendo. Movies will probably be used for it as well, as they can also be recorded on them. A single side can hold 25 GB, and dual can hold 50 GB, and get this, they're making a quad-layered one with 100 GB. That'd make one fuck of a Grand Theft Auto game. Overall, in 3 years when somebody reads this, Blu-Ray will be well known. The acronym for it is BD, for Blu-Ray Disc.
Because blue lasers are thinner and more precise then the current red lasers, it's now possible to store more on a single disc. A Blu-Ray Disc to be exact.
... Why are you telling me this?
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rai is literally the most talented & sweetest person to ever exist
rai (ryahmi) is the best editor confirmed
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Australian rhyming slang for a carton (of beer). Ray Martin is a popular current affair presenter in Australia.
Im nipping down to pick up a ray martin, you want in?
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the thing the DID kill steve irwin :'(
a sting ray killed steve irwin
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A movie that says it is a Blu-ray disk but is actually very poor quality and does not appear to be high deffinition at all. The disk and package says Blu-ray but the video quality is as low as that of a normal DVD.
Bob: I just got 28 Days Later on Blu-ray.
Joe: Cool! What'd you think?
Bob: The movie's good but the disk is a total Blur-ray. I think VHS tapes are higher quality than this shit. I should have saved the money and bought the DVD instead.
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Ray is always hiding in a closet. His full name is sometimes Raymond, which is a fittingly grandpa name. He’s the kind of guy that you just want to go “boi” to. He’s got kinda ginger hair, but it’s cut really weird. The awful jokes never stop. If there was a movie made about his life, it would be rated R because he has no filter. He’s an 8...year old!!!!! Always has something wrong with his face, ex. chipped tooth, bowl haircut... He’s only still in the closet so that he can flirt. He loves any girl named Annie even though she’s a lot older than he is. He likes getting lit up...*wink wink* He constantly tries to roast but really only gets roasted. Is always the victim of trolls.
footnote: Ray rhymes with gay
G1: That Ray Guys is kinda cute.
G2: Are you joking? He’s not quite out of the closet yet. Also you don’t want to be in the hockey locker room with that perv
G1: Nevermind then...ew.
G2: yeah.
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