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During a girls menstration the male performs oral sex and takes a mouthful of her blood. While the male has blood in his mouth the girl performs oral sex and takes a load. They then exchange a passionate kiss with their body secretions in their mouth through a kiss
When Sean was giving a rainbow kiss, to Vanessa he got a case of the red teeth.
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A main pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This bitch is so fast, she was the first, and the last to ever do a sonic rain-boom. THE MOTHER-FUCKING SONIC RAIN-BOOM. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS? Only a Pegasus with mad SKILLS can pull that shit off.
And you just got 20% cooler in the 10 seconds flat that you read this.
Person 1: Hey, I started watching MLP:FM, and my favorite pony is Fluttershy, what's yours?
Person 2: MUTHA FUCKING RAINBOW DASH!
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When a person eats really shitty Mexican food so that a few hours later he or she - but mostly he, since girls don't poop - simultaneously shits and vomits from both ends. Once the purging begins, the person will get on their hands and knees, and the spewing will look like a rainbow.
Man, last night I went to Vallartas Mexican Restaurant and I had the worst taco and refried beans EVER! When I got home I redecorated my bathroom with a Mexican Rainbow. It was so gross!
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Rainwater mixed with oil from several junky mexican owned vehicles leaving a parking lot, creating a rainbow-like effect on the pavement.
José and his homies left a huge Mexican Rainbow in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
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When three men have anal sex in a chain so that one is "sandwiched" between the other two
He totally got rainbow sandwiched by those two black guys last night
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A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
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In a world where jizz can be multi-colored, a technique where 7 guys all with different colored jizz are jerked off by a midget in a leprechaun suit into the rectum of a pot of gold aka some chick. *If the woman prefers, spraying rainbow colored jizz out of the anus is optional and may be enjoyable for some parties.
7 guys all with different colored jizz step into a room with a leprechaun:
Guy 1: "Hey guys I'm red this time.:
Guy 2: "You were red last time, how about you be green this time?"
Guy 1: How about you fuck a midget. I'm red. You cock jock.
Midget: "Come on guys, lets get wankin'. This chaik is ready for the end of the rainbow."
Guy 4: "Hope she totally sprays that shit all over my balls this time. You know, cause Im into that sort of thing." (*refer to optional rule)
Guy 6: "Come on, you guys are holding up the line. Midget get over here and spank my junk around so I totally jizz in this pot of gold aka this chick who is a total slut."
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