road fries

when you're going out (walking, driving...) and you make some fries to take on the journey, usually in a bowl or cup

do you know what we need for this journey? road fries

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road head

mobile oral facilitator, blow job in car, bus, boat, train, plane, or spaceship

I was driving down the road and she gave me road head!!!

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american road

Term used by people used to driving outside North America to define a road without any real turns.

It's like an american road.

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road-house

(verb) A sexual act in which the man (or giving parter) lifts the woman (or receiving partner) off the ground and up against a wall (or solid object) in the missionary position and engages in intercourse; a position also known as the 'suspended congress' in the Kama Sutra.

This move is performed and popularized by Patrick Swayze in the 1989 film Road House.

The petite college co-ed achieved a heightened orgasmic climax after being vigorously road-housed by the brawny football player.

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Road apples

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

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Road Throatie

A deep throated blowjob while driving.

I was driving home from the club, when Snookie decided to unzip my pants and give me a road throatie. I was surprised how much of it she could take!

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K Road

K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.

Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.

Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"

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