Rule 1701

You do not fuck with Captain Picard. Evar.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince... Patrick Stewart died today. RIP 1949-2009.
Hell no! Rule 1701! *ban*

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Rule 1337

When there is a game, there are hacks for it.

Rule 1337 can include the following:
-Aimbot
-Speed Hacks
-Spin Bot
-Triggerbot
-And Ownage

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Ja Rule

A disgrace to hip-hop and don't even put his name in RAP.Lil'Bow Wow's and Lil'Romeo's ghostwriters have better flow than him.The only reason he gets hits records is if Ashanti is doing the hooks.The worst Pop Star I've ever seen that claims he's in rap.

Irv Gotti's puppet.

Irv Gotti:Since we ain't making money off of rap you should start acting!

Ja Rule:I am already acting!My best role is Tupac in every rap video I make!

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Rule 39

There is Furry porn of it. No exceptions.

I invoked rule 39 on The Lion King...and it worked VERY well.

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Texas rules

When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.

Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.

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guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

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25 rule

Leonardo DiCaprio's law for dating women. Never date women over 25 years old because they are past their prime.

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you end up meeting with that girl?
Friend 2: Naw man, turns out she's 27 so she broke the 25 rule. Next!

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