the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros
broo russell sent me another snap?!?
A sort-of endearing term for someone who has a good heart but always says the most dumb-ass things.
"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."
"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."
"At least I'm not a Brad."
Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.
Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
Popping a miracle berry tab before going down on your significant other to improve the flavor.
Crafty Russell: I have no example To try & explain this term. Go try it out!
Another word for poop.
"I just Caid Russelled my pants!"
The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.
Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!