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When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!
Nickname given by character mitsuba sousuke to kou minamoto from franchise toilet bound hanako kun or tbhk
Hella lame traffic safety earring??
More like hella lame crybaby earring 💀
Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.
‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’
Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.
after dating her three times, my gf finally let me break her safety seal
the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag
I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night