One who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.
The advertorial sage's day job seems contrary to her true passion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.
When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.
Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.
White kids with boats
Yo are you going to Sage Ridge School
Yes for sure dude
sage is the most perfect man alive, hes a bit scottish tho so dont mind that but he is so amazing and sweet
sage perfect he is so perfect
Best YouTuber under 18 ever to exist, hardest out rn, music is heat, more subscribers then the amount of times you’ve beat ya meat(that’s alot)
Person 1:”You watch that new video from nyb sage.”
Person 2: “Of course nigga, that shit is hard.”
someone who quits a game usually on xboxlive and has anal leakage while not playing the game when in game so no one can replace him from the roster
shrub finds u on xbox live sage quites on halo reach and jerks off at the garbage man who is picking up the trash bag full of his jizz soaked tissues