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When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth
Can I have a salty surprise
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When you're having sex with your significant other on the beach and their butt is resting in the sand, flip them over onto their front to expose their sandy butt. Then ejaculate around their butt hole to top it off like icing.
Dean: "Dude, on the weekend, I was having sex with my girlfriend on the beach. I flipped her over and gave her the best Salty Donut I've ever made!"
Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."
Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"
Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"
THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.
YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.
Pulling a salty is leaving a call right after you join, just like salty.
(user x being called)
(user x joined)
User Y: Hey X, how you doing?
(user x left)
User Y: Damn my bro is pulling a salty.
My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!
A super lovable person that we all care for and adore because they're amazing
We fucking love Our Salti