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Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.
That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!
A person who trims marijuana with scissors and lives in another area. Transient worker in the marijuana industry.
Today while I was in town , several Scissor Gypsies had their signs up looking for work.
To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.
you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
2 persons who identified during the relationship themselves both as women and having sexual intercourses.
@karen does not have a Scissors Sisters anymore Iv’e just heard from her in the grocery store.
When you fist somebody with both hands extended like an open pair of scissors
"I scissor fisted Rebecca last night it was so hot"
The term used to call a chick faking depression and cutting.
Oh my god Emily, your such a fucking Scissor Hoe
Emily we all know your a scissor hoe, you can stop the act now!