Some random from an IRC channel. Doesn't realise that this site was so last year :)
my bff!! sexy babe who don't need no1 to tell her wut to do! lolz! mwah!
why don't your understand?
flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can
under average fluency of speaking the language.
I can only semi-speak my family mother tongue, at least it works!