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When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.
"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me
Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.
Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...
Two guys that are in a bromance that repress their sexual energy for each other.
Aran and James are such shaft brothers! They should just fuck already!
When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.
Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.
1. A jacket and or coat that gives one the appearance of Shaft.
2: An idiom for the word Condom
1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.
2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.