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Character formally known as Austin Danger Powers or the international man of mystery. Fought numerous battles with Dr. Evil and got alot of ass in the process. Will go down in history as one of the greatest shaggers of all time.
Austin Powers is the Spy Who Shagged me.
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I shagged your nan is often used in British schools from Roadmen who think its funny to say that they shagged your nan.
wag1 fam I shagged your nan innit she is proper Peng
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the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S
guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
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when just aint felling shoving ur 3 inch wonka in to the hoe so you chose the kiss option to keep her happy
not now lets just kiss now, shag later
June 28th is world shag a Ginger day. Fuck a Ginger. Or go crazy and fuck multiple!
"why is everyone flirting with Ed Sheeran?"
"It's world Shag a Ginger day!"
To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.
"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"
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A person who likes to have sexual relations with the rear ends of camels while having their own anal hole ripped apart by a huge greasy sweaty black man.
I feel sorry for that camel, and also the guy behind it.
Sam is a camel shagging nigger bitch.
Nathan pointed and laughed at the camel shagging nigger bitch.
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