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Charlie Shanks

Has a massive forehead and loves to finger his own arsehole while watching hardcore porn with his nan.

Have you seen Charlie Shanks over there.

by Nr shlong along June 17, 2020


Bend and shank

(v): the process by which a gangster may at first bend at the knees before proceeding to stab a target with a knife or "shank"; this process is intended for moderately tall persons of gangster origin to obtain a good "hit" on someone.

(ex): Yo Tyrell, wha' happen'd mayne??

-It was awful, he got me wit dat bend and shank...

by phreshBoi117 March 24, 2010


pod shank

The process of sharing music between iPods by loading songs from one iPod onto a computer and then loading the songs onto another iPod.

Brooke is going to pod shank from her friend Cory so she can put music from his iPod onto hers.

by Chi-town CPAs September 27, 2006


Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"

A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

by Furry Balls July 9, 2021


Bob shank

Bob in a jonny, freeze, stick it up your arse

What did you do last night?
- Oh I just stayed at home and had a bob shank

by Bob shank July 25, 2019


skirt shank

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.

"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."

by Fumuru February 16, 2020


chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.

Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!

by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011