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the most demon shit you can do to somebody you just snap their chromebook out like lmao
dylan : lmao look at this funny bruh meme
stefan : wow so funny
stefan : wait why the fuck you ctrl shift qq me square up
dylan : no
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1. The act of putting one's car into high gear
2. Putting extra speed in one's activities
2. Carl "Okay, we got 1 hour left! Let's shift into high gear, and get this job done!"
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The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.
Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.
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when you go to log someone out of their computer and shut it off just to annoy them.
Jimmy: Hey John
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you
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When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.
20:07 person2: XD
*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL
*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U
*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude
20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.
20:11 Kesha: >:3
20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0
(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
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National Shifting Day is on December 23rd
Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
when you get promoted from breakfast shift to the lunch shift, that’s how you know you made it
*girl whipping out them hashbrowns and coffees like no other at McDonalds*
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”