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Famous quote that COD MW2 player Strixal repeatedly shouts out in-game to noobs he schools.
Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"
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off the chain, locked N' loaded, ready for a safety inspection......
We gotta get our lab ship ahpe before Environmental Health & Safety comes down on us like the IV foot patrol on Halloween!
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A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.
In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.
Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
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A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
Shit, man! You were Captain of the Carpet Ship last night.
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To be so intoxicated as one would be during an ocean voyage aboard a cruise ship, where people sometimes get extremely intoxicated, more so than they would on dry land.
"Wow, did you see that girl stagger into that pole? Man, she was Cruise Ship Drunk!"
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A group of individuals, family members or a community where you suddenly look around and wonder why you're in the company of those whom are "just fools"
A town named Fair Hope, which is unfair, unjust and just a true "ship of fools"
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Cooler packed with gourmet food
Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job
We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.