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Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.
I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.
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Smaller than average bus used to carry mentally disabled students also known as a "Tart-cart"
If your mother says your "special" you probably ride the short bus.
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not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.
comes from northeastern u.s. slang
Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"
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A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick and ball-bag when sitting.
My my, that chick got an eye-full on my love sausage thanks to these favorite shorts of mine.
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Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.
Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.
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When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).
"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"
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Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.
"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!
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