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It's tragic.
You: Hey doc I think I have BOULDER SHOULDER
Doc: What's boulder shoulder?
You: It's tragic
When a person indulges too much crystal meth which causes their jaw to involuntarily move resembling the act of trying to get his shoulder into his mouth.
Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds
Chewing on his shoulder
Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.
the day that appreciates all the broard shoulders in the world. it is celebrated by corressing and kissing the shoulders and the man that comes with them
“benedict did you know it’s national shoulder day ? We now have to celebrate the amazing part of the male anatomy !” begins to get corssed and loves it by significant other
What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car
He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left
When your collarbones sticks out on top of your shoulders giving them a nipple like appearance
Hey is that a tumour on your shoulder? No that’s just my shoulder nipples.
Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.
Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"